Aging sucks. Big time.
There are a gazillion so-called homeopathic products on the market that claim to be the fountain of youth — including Somaderm HGH gel.
Reverse-aging, anti-aging, youthification… you name it and these companies have coined a term to catch your attention.
In this billion dollar industry, some products rise to the top, while 99.9% of all other products fade away like a bad dream.
And it’s really no surprise.
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Why? Because there is no such thing as a fountain-of-youth product that can reverse the aging process.
Turning back the clock is unfortunately just not possible, which doesn’t mean there aren’t things we can do to make it go smoother, but reversing aging is impossible.
I mean, last I checked, 10 out of 10 people die in the end.
Ouch, right? :-/
But it’s not all doom-and-gloom. Some products DO help to “manage” and perhaps “slow down” the aging process. Some even do a pretty good job at boosting energy, helping you to lose weight, improve sleep, etc.
So when I recently received an email from a guy asking if I’ve ever tried New U Life Somaderm HGH gel, I just had to dig in and take a good look at it.
I must say, there’s something different about this dietary supplement. It contains Human Growth Hormone (HGH), which we’ll learn more about in a bit.
But does it really work? Is it a great opportunity or big scam? And is it right for you and your health goals? Let’s find out!
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What is Somaderm Gel?Who makes it?
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What are the ingredients?
What are the side effects?
My Personal Results
How do I use it?
Where can you buy it?
Recommendation
What is Somaderm HGH?
According to the makers of the product, “New U Life’s SOMADERM Gel is the only transdermal, FDA registered product, containing Homeopathic human growth hormone.”
Let’s stop right there.
FDA Approved Vs. FDA Registered
You should know that “FDA registered” is NOT the same as “FDA approved.” (Source)
Almost anyone can “register” a product, but the Food and Drug Administration will only put their stamp of approval on products that are proven to be safe.
Anyhow, you apply the skin cream to the skin (Captain Obvious here), and it goes directly into your bloodstream.
Check out the Somaderm promotional video…
Why the bloodstream? Isn’t that a little… much?
The makers of the product claim that pills and sprays are ineffective, and injections are invasive and can cause serious side effects. Hence the cream, and hence the bloodstream.
The idea is that when it hits the blood, it slowly elevates HGH levels in the human body.
For as much as they praise the HGH hormone as “highly-studied and well-documented,” they don’t say what it is, how it works, and why we should care about it.
But don’t worry… that’s what I’m here for.
Who makes Somaderm gel?
We’ll dig into the ingredients in just a bit. But first, it’s important you learn about the company behind the product, and whether or not they can be trusted.
Welcome to New U Life…
When you first land on the company’s official website, you get the impression that it’s a small outfit, selling just one product: Somaderm.
Alex Goldstein is at the helm of the ship, and from what I can tell, he seems like a decent guy.
But here’s the kicker. With just a little digging, you learn what it’s really all about.
You see, on their ‘Mission & Vision’ section of the website, I came across this…
Alright, hold the phone!
It says, “We believe that your financial freedom is the byproduct of hard work and loving what you do every day.”
My ‘Financial Freedom’? I thought this was an anti-aging cream? What’s this talk about making money and hard work?
And just like that, you feel the cold fingers of a multi-level marketing company tugging at your pocketbook or purse.
Welcome to New U Life…
What is New U Life MLM?
It’s just that, a multi-level marketing (MLM) company that you — YES YOU! — can be a part of.
Oh joy.
If you don’t know what an MLM company is, just think Mary Kay, Amway, or Arbonne. Yeah, it’s one of those.
Does this mean it’s a scam or some pyramid scheme that you should look out for?
Well, we’ll get to that. But for now it’s important you know the backstory of the company.
NewULife Compensation Plan
Like Most Ponzi Scheme / MLM-type programs, the compensation plans are very difficult to understand.
If you want a thorough explanation of the compensation plans, you should watch this video below:
He does a pretty good job of breaking it all down in an “easy to understand” format.
If you just want the key takeaways about their network marketer compensation plans, here they are:
Retail Commissions
If you sell 1 bottle of Somaderm HGH at a retail cost of $169.99 to retail customers, you make $45 per bottle.
Retail customers are defined as customers that have not signed up for a membership.
Autoship Customers
Autoship customers pay a slightly lower price of $149.99 per bottle of Somaderm Gel.
For each customer that you sign up for the program, you’ll earn a retail commission of $25 per customer per month.
As an example, if you were to recruit and maintain 12 autoship customers in one calendar month, you will earn a total of $300 in retail commissions.
If all of these customers re-order the same quantity every month, you will continue to earn $300 a month in retail commissions.
This is what’s known as a residual commission.
There are several other ways to earn with New U Life, including a recruitment commission, hitting Coach rank, Life Coach rank, Ambassador, and Diamond Ambassadors levels.
Some affiliates earn as much as $6,000 a month with the program as a network marketer.
They even have a car bonus for qualified affiliates.
Joining Newulife
When you enroll, you have 4 options:
Executive Pack ($999): Which includes 8 bottles of Somaderm Gel, 1 year membership, replicated website, and access to their training materials.
Pro Pack ($559): Includes 4 bottles of Somaderm Gel, 1 year membership, Replicated website, and access to training materials.
NewU Pack ($199): 1 bottle of Somaderm, 1 year memebership, replicated website, and access to training.
Distributor Starter Pack ($59): No product, 1 year membership, replicated website.
Let’s dive further into the actual product, because believe me, it’s an eye opener.
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What are the ingredients in Somaderm HGH?
Somaderm’s human growth hormone gel contains three active ingredients:
- Glandula Suprarenalis Suis
- Thyroidinum
- and Somatropin
And a whole boatload of inactive ingredients…here’s the label:
Allow me to put some meaning behind all these big words.
The National Drug Codes List says that Glandula Suprarenalis Suis is just a generic name for HGH. Source
Thyroidium is a thyroid stimulating hormone that is said to help with thyroid problems. One study claims that it has beneficial effects when it comes to weight loss and symptomatic relief. Source
Finally, Somatropin 30X is yet another name for growth hormone. It is most often injected into the skin, to “treat growth failure in children and adults who lack natural growth hormone.” Source
According to the certified homeopath site Homeowatch.org, the 30X in this homeopathic solution simply means that the original substance has been diluted by 1 followed by 30 0’s. Source
And of course, the makers of the product claim that the ingredients are 100% safe and natural.
So What is Human Growth Hormone (HGH)?
All of these ingredients point to the human growth hormone that, some say, helps to:
- Improve bone and joint health
- Increase muscle
- Reduce body fat
- Improve sleep
- Strengthen the immune system
It’s also used for a wide variety of medical condition, including:
- Turners Syndrome
- Prader-Willi syndrone
- Chronic Kidney disease
- HGH deficiency
- Muscle wasting disease associated with HIV/AIDS(Source)But here’s the thing…
Growth hormones have a long history of abuse, especially in the world of sports.
One only has to recall the golden years of baseball that were marred by excessive doping. Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Jose Canseco… these household names became synonymous with “juicing” for top-shelf performance.
While HGH is not a steroid (it’s actually a protein-based hormone that’s made naturally by our pituitary gland), many people use and abuse HGH supplements and injections for similar performance-enhancing reasons.
For instance, Harvard conducted a study on HGH, and the preliminary commentary is pretty telling.
And here’s the irony. From outside-looking-in, HGH works pretty damn well. But, upon closer investigation, you’ll find it’s mostly smoke and mirrors.
Athletes who take HG “try to benefit from the known anabolic action of the drug, to increase their muscle mass and power.” Source
While there is evidence that they do work, have a look at the findings of Harvard’s research on the efficacy of HGH on athletes….
“After receiving daily injections for an average of 20 days, the subjects who received GH increased their lean body mass (which reflects muscle mass but can also include fluid mass) by an average of 4.6 pounds. That’s a big gain — but it did not translate into improved performance. In fact, GH did not produce measurable increases in either strength or exercise capacity. And the subjects who got GH were more likely to retain fluid and experience fatigue than were the volunteers who got the placebo. Source
Not so good.
“Right,” you might say, “…but I’m NOT an athlete, I’m a 69-year-old couch potato looking for a little extra somethin’.”
Well, to that I say…
The Harvard researchers conducted an almost identical study of the effectiveness of HGH on 69-year-old couch potatoes. 😉
And the results? Not. So. Good.
Instead of improving things like cholesterol, triglycerides, bone density, blood sugar and insulin levels — the growth hormone recipients “experienced a high rate of side effects.” Source
Which brings me to my next point.
What are the side effects of Somaderm HGH?
According to WebMD, the side effects of HGH might include:
- Nerve, muscle, or joint pain
- Swelling due to fluid in the body’s tissues (edema)
- Carpal tunnel syndrome
- Numbness and tingling of the skin
- High cholesterol levels
- Lowered blood pressure
- Hot flashes
But keep in mind Somaderm HGH is a homeopathic dietary supplement and packs a much lower dose than your typical HGH injection, so if you do experience these side effects, they will likely be minimal.
Nevertheless, from the research I’ve read, HGH has varying results for those who take it.
It should also be noted that if you are suffering from a medical condition like high blood pressure, you should check with your doctor before using Somaderm Gel.
Is it a scam?
Well, it is an MLM company pushing the product. And we have seen just how ineffective — and perhaps dangerous — HGH can be. So I’ll let you put two-and-two together.
User reviews
YouTube is filled with “honest reviews” of Somaderm HGH. But I’ll tell you what… I trust them about as far as I can throw them.
The reviews I found we’re unabashedly made by New U Life members, and they come across as blatant advertisements. So I won’t even bother sharing them with you.
With that said, I wasn’t able to find any unbiased user reviews of Somaderm HGH. This, too, is rather telling.
My Personal Results
So my wife and I decided to try a bottle of Somaderm Gel out for one month, and I have to say I’m a little disappointed at the lack of results.
It comes in a pump bottle that stands about 8 inches high, and depending on how often and how much you’re pumping, can last for as long as 2 months.
The directions on the label state that you should apply one full pump in the morning and 1 full pump in the evening.
Since my wife and I were sharing the bottle, we did about a 1/2 pump each twice a day.
I will say this, the gel is pretty easy to apply.
You essentially have to rotate around your body to various spots where there is thin skin with visible veins.
That means spots like under your eyes, under your palms, on your wrists, inner elbow, behind the knees, and even the top of your feet.
I did this 2 times a day on a 5 day on, 2 day off basis, as instructed.
First, the pros…
On the very first night, I had one of the most vivid dreams I had in a long time. As I mentioned in the comments below, I was shaking off a two-day hangover.
So sleep was something I desperately needed…
Were these vivid dreams the result of applying Somaderm?
I don’t know.
Healthline claims that vivid dreams may have something to do with the brain trying to eliminate any unnecessary information or memories, while processing and storing what’s important. (see that article here)
In any event, I was actually a bit excited that I had these vivid dreams because I had read several posts of people who’ve used Somaderm experience the exact same thing.
On the second day, I would say that I felt a bit more energetic.
Maybe it was placebo effects, maybe it was the Somaderm, I just don’t know.
But I could definitely sense something.
Further along in the test, is where things started to fall apart.
I can say with 100% certainty that I did not experience any of the benefits that the people who have used Somaderm claim.
There was no better quality sleep, no decreased body fat, no increase in lean muscle, and no relief from joint pain.
In short, there was virtually nothing.
My 30 day honest assessment shows that it just didn’t work.
With all of that said, I actually DO think the product has some potential.
I mean, there’s 100’s of reviews scattered throughout the internet claiming that it’s changed their life for the better.
In fact, my wife just so happens to be one of those people.
She’s going to be posting her Somaderm review on her blog WomensBlogTalk.com, and as soon as she does I will link to it.
Somaderm FAQ’s
How do I use it?
As I mentioned earlier, the directions on the label state that you should apply one full pump in the morning and 1 full pump in the evening.
You pump the gel onto the thinnest layers of your skin, where you can see your veins.
These areas include:
- Armpits
- Forearms
- Wrists
- Behind the knees
- etc.
Where can I buy it?
You can only purchase Somaderm HGH from the New U Life website: Newulife.com
Because of the MLM business structure, it is not available at physical or online retailers.
How much is it?
You can score a bottle of the stuff for one easy payment of $149.99.
Wait… what?! $149.99 for a bottle of gel? And that’s if you ARE a member of the scam, I mean club. If you’re not a member, you’ll have to fork over $169.99!
I literally just lost a year off my life from sticker shock alone, thus negating any potential anti-aging benefits from the product itself. One step forward, two steps back. Damn.
This is starting to sound like one of those pyramid schemes…
Up to this point, I tried my best to give Somaderm HGH the benefit of the doubt. But this ridiculous price tag is the nail in the coffin.
Is there a guarantee?
Nope. As far as I can tell, Somaderm HGH does not come with any guarantee.
The whole ‘risk vs. reward’ scale is definitely weighing heavy on the ‘risk’ end.
In other words, I will NOT jump at the chance to pay $160 for a bottle of gel that a) I’m not sure even works, b) Has done nothing to earn my trust (no testimonials, reviews, etc.) and c) Doesn’t come with a money-back guarantee.
Nope. Nuh uh. No way, Jose.
Bottom Line
After finally having tested Somaderm Gel out, I’m still a bit on the fence.
I can tell you this, I’ve personally used real hgh in the past, and it didn’t even come close.
There’s plenty of people who sell the product trying to call B.S. on my review. (see the comments below)
What can I say?
I gave it a fair shake, and it didn’t work for me.
What do you want me to say? That it did? That it works like real human growth hormone gel?
Well, I’m not gonna do that, not for this or any other homeopathic product.
I have somewhat of a reputation to uphold, and if you’ve read any of my other reviews, I do one thing and one thing only:
Tell it like it is.
I could just as easily lie to my readers and say it’s the best thing since sliced bread, and earn a commission on selling the product.
I can’t in good faith put myself in the corner of a product that just did not do the trick for me personally and still sleep well at night.
My visitors rely on me providing my HONEST assessment of a products worth, and no commission is worth that trust.
Again, that’s just not how I roll.
Personally speaking, I actually DO think that Somaderm Gel works for a vast swath of people.
Based on the reviews I’ve read, it may certainly help with weight loss, reduced body fat, and possibly even increase hgh levels.
However, like with any supplement, there will be a certain percentage of the population that are “non-responders”.
I’m 37 years old, and the vast majority of the other reviews I’ve read seem to be posted by men and women in their 40’s and older.
THESE are the people that it seems to work for, not necessarily a younger generation.
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